I have often heard of the printer’s devil but never the writer’s devil. Well, it attacked my last post and like some of us do all of the time I will blame everything else but myself.
I blame my laptop for accepting the wrong keys and my fingers for not typing what was in my head and I also blame the government for the generator noises that make it hard for one to concentrate.
I blame my car that refused to start yesterday and I blame the mechanic who discovered the fault, couldn’t he have discovered a minor fault instead?
I blame the ache that ravaged my head and the hunger that disturbed me while I tried to stick to my diet. I blame the sun that shone so brightly, it should have known that there was no power for the air-conditioner to stay on.
I blame the power holding company for giving us power when we expected to stay in darkness, they confuse me these days.
My computer is the main culprit here; it should have known that I meant “these” and not “this”, “her” and not “their”. It should have also alerted me when I omitted some words. Doesn’t a computer know it all?
Deep down, I know what is responsible for the writer’s devil but I won’t say, I have learnt the hard way and I will stay away from that “thing”. (It's not weed oh.lol)
I apologise for disappointing those who hold me in high standards, it won’t happen again. Thank you for calling me out, the needful has been done and I am back on track.
God bless you.
I blame my laptop for accepting the wrong keys and my fingers for not typing what was in my head and I also blame the government for the generator noises that make it hard for one to concentrate.
I blame my car that refused to start yesterday and I blame the mechanic who discovered the fault, couldn’t he have discovered a minor fault instead?
I blame the ache that ravaged my head and the hunger that disturbed me while I tried to stick to my diet. I blame the sun that shone so brightly, it should have known that there was no power for the air-conditioner to stay on.
I blame the power holding company for giving us power when we expected to stay in darkness, they confuse me these days.
My computer is the main culprit here; it should have known that I meant “these” and not “this”, “her” and not “their”. It should have also alerted me when I omitted some words. Doesn’t a computer know it all?
Deep down, I know what is responsible for the writer’s devil but I won’t say, I have learnt the hard way and I will stay away from that “thing”. (It's not weed oh.lol)
I apologise for disappointing those who hold me in high standards, it won’t happen again. Thank you for calling me out, the needful has been done and I am back on track.
God bless you.
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ReplyDeleteWell done and welcome back
There is no perfect writer. Hope ur laptop has the latest windows app.jisike nwannem.
ReplyDeleteIf it doesn't happen then you sure will be out of this planet. Only imperfect people lives here and perfect people lives above so we don't corrupt them. Well done dear
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