Good food for the soul

Sex, Sex, Sex, the three lettered small but mighty word.

A very powerful tool in the hands of one who knows how to use it.

Sex, it makes grown men cry and grown women beg for more like Oliver Twist.

Some say that when they see two adults who have shared this sacred union, they immediately know, sexual chemistry is often very difficult to hide, (not for an artful dodger who has a reputation to protect though).

Sex is such a beautiful thing created by God to beautify the matrimonial home. Too sweet yet there is no sugar or honey or even any sweetener at all added to it. Isn't God great?

Though certain human beings have almost destroyed the beauty of sex, pedophiles and rapists and homosexuals have all tried in vain to take away the sweetness out of this beautiful thing , but thankfully they have not suceeded.

Sex is not just exciting, it is healthy, it makes one exercise every part of the body and burn calories in the process. (Not for those who lie down there like a log of wood oh, they loose very little calories)

I'm a firm believer in the statement, "anything worth doing is worth doing well" if you must have sex, please do it well. So for the women,  you are not allowed to keep your legs in one place, yes, you must spread them apart as widely as possible and raise them high enough if the need arises.

Keep changing and inventing styles till you run out of ideas. Lol

For the guys, it is not how long  you last but how well you do it. If the first round is not remarkable; no need for a second round please, you will just end up bruising the poor lady who would be as dry as the Harmattan season.

Foreplay works wonders so I still do not understand why some religious groups consider it a sin for a man to eat his wife or vice versa.

My husband's body is mine and as long as I don't mutilate but just give it pleasure, I believe that I am allowed to give him a very good blow job, the type that makes him forget the capital of his state, the type that makes him promise to love me for ever and ever. The type that makes him denounce his ancestors and make amends later.

It is injustice to deny the woman the joy of cunnilingus. Ah! Every woman who is not a nun deserves to enjoy this.

A woman who has sex, glows and is happy all the time, this is arguable though because I have friends who are not having sex but glow more than those of us who eat it very often like three square meals.

I was taught in church that oral sex is not bad as long as one does not climax while at it; this is a fair deal for me.

Quickies are indescribably fun, nonetheless, sex should be a form of sacrifice. It is deeper than we know it, it is the joining of two souls and so should be carried out with utmost care and respect.

If possible, pray before the act, afterall don't you pray before you eat? Sex is good food for the soul, by all means, eat it as much as you can.