I got into a deep heated argument today, topic- Who is is more promiscuous, the men or the women?
I argued that the women were more promiscuous but just have a perfect way of concealing it.
We are cool in nature and so we are able to stay calm and maintain an expressionless face even when in the same room with a lover.
A woman is more likely to stay faithful but when she decides to cheat, she makes the infidelity of men look like child's play.
A woman can have an affair with hubby's best friend right under his nose and still call hubby honey, sugar or sweetie.
A woman will bang her spiritual director right after prayers and still serve everyone food moments after.
A woman whose hubby is in trouble may just decide to end the trouble, she gets up, goes to the office concerned, asks to see the man in charge and ends the case with just five minutes of action.
A woman can f$$k her father's friend and call him uncle throughout the intercourse.
Only a woman can introduce you to a man as a cousin yet she's been f#$king him for over five years.
Only a woman truly knows the real father of her children.
The difference between a man and a woman is that the woman hardly gets caught. The men are caught 90% of the time.
My host had this to say "How many women can boast of sleeping with over five hundred men?
Yet a good majority of the men especially the rich ones have lost count after five hundred.
Oops!! That's a lot of women. Five hundred is just too much, I find the statistics very hard to believe. Hmmm, won't such a person develop a cancer of the penis?
I can't remember in all these years any woman who has had sexual intercourse with more than five men. (It's never more than one hand count.lol)
Whatever the case may be, promiscuity is a vice and should be dealt with seriously.
Another point is that men touch every kind of woman so far she's attractive while the women are a bit choosy with their lays.
I'll revisit this topic but for now, the men have it. "Kpam" ( sound of gavel)
I argued that the women were more promiscuous but just have a perfect way of concealing it.
We are cool in nature and so we are able to stay calm and maintain an expressionless face even when in the same room with a lover.
A woman is more likely to stay faithful but when she decides to cheat, she makes the infidelity of men look like child's play.
A woman can have an affair with hubby's best friend right under his nose and still call hubby honey, sugar or sweetie.
A woman will bang her spiritual director right after prayers and still serve everyone food moments after.
A woman whose hubby is in trouble may just decide to end the trouble, she gets up, goes to the office concerned, asks to see the man in charge and ends the case with just five minutes of action.
A woman can f$$k her father's friend and call him uncle throughout the intercourse.
Only a woman can introduce you to a man as a cousin yet she's been f#$king him for over five years.
Only a woman truly knows the real father of her children.
The difference between a man and a woman is that the woman hardly gets caught. The men are caught 90% of the time.
My host had this to say "How many women can boast of sleeping with over five hundred men?
Yet a good majority of the men especially the rich ones have lost count after five hundred.
Oops!! That's a lot of women. Five hundred is just too much, I find the statistics very hard to believe. Hmmm, won't such a person develop a cancer of the penis?
I can't remember in all these years any woman who has had sexual intercourse with more than five men. (It's never more than one hand count.lol)
Whatever the case may be, promiscuity is a vice and should be dealt with seriously.
Another point is that men touch every kind of woman so far she's attractive while the women are a bit choosy with their lays.
I'll revisit this topic but for now, the men have it. "Kpam" ( sound of gavel)
Yawa don blow!!!
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ReplyDeleteWow!!! Good points. �������� these days it's hard to say who is more promiscuous
ReplyDeleteNice one Amaka. But most time it is the women that drives their men into promiscuity.
ReplyDeleteLol, that uncle part got me laughing loud. Weldone Amaka
ReplyDeletepromiscuity is not gendered. and no, @Sunday Obasi: women do not drive their men to anything. Adults do not need to be driven to anything. The man that is driven to promiscuity by a woman, is he also driven to pit his food up his nose rather than his mouth?
ReplyDeleteDear Amaka,
DeleteI fathom promiscuity with other related vices as overflow of existential emptiness.
In Victor's Frankl " Man search for meaning" the fall out of his argument points out that the meaning and manifestation of man's life on earth depends on his core center.
No wonder the great philosopher Socrates urges man to know himself.
We all crave for feelings, attention, love, appreciation, life with meaning and relevance.
But it is only with maturity that comes with deep self knowledge that one can respond to these values positively, assenting to their immanent logic as the will of God dictates.
Who is more promiscuous should be better rephrased as who is less mature.
I think no universal statement should be made as par the question because the fact applies only to concrete individuals.
Nice one!!! Succinctly put. Hard but truth as it were.
ReplyDeleteAmaka Weldon for being frank, but I love this paragraph:A woman can have an affair with hubby's best friend right under his nose and still call hubby honey, sugar or sweetie.I recall now the incident that shocked me years back. I came visiting a friend and he was with his girlfriend after a while his uncle called him to assist him pick something and he excused us. Just the moment he stepped out, the girl friend also stepped out I was all alone in the room. Moment later this lady ( My friend girl) walked in again and began to behave funny. Before I could ask her what she is doing she rolled her skirt up, slide her panties one side and and beckoned me to plug from behind and said he is no around and before he will be back we are done. I ran out of the room and head home straight because I couldn't comprehend the betray. When my friend ask why I left before his arrival I told him my stomach started rumbling so I had to leave . Women are clinical when it comes to cheating. I agree most times u can't catch them
ReplyDeleteLol...that girl is bad!
DeleteNsogbu adaaa....@women are hardly caught but tgemen90% that got me laughing cos it's the simple truth! A woman calls her Dad's friend uncle through out the intercourse����������
ReplyDeleteInteresting....But I think it's easier to catch the woman than the man.
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ReplyDeleteMost women attach emotions to sex and that's why I think they're easy to catch but any woman that doesn't will be impossible to catch.
ReplyDeleteNice one Amaka and Truth be told! Both Men and women are guilty of this crime..
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