Eden Pleasure

Domestic violence (DV) is one topic that everyone frowns at; it is a big menace to the society with really dire consequences.

The victims are usually the women and in a few cases, the men, I have told a few stories of domestic violence on my blog but the stories keep coming in; I will eventually share all the stories I have received on DV with the hope that those who are still going through it will find the strength they need to walk away.

The story I am about to share has a totally new twist to DV, I have often heard of women who love to be beaten by their men (touched on this a while ago).

To such women, if a man does not beat a woman then the man does not love the woman (too many mentally unstable women walking about freely!) to them a man must express jealousy and beat his woman to show that he loves her.

Some women say that the sex is explosive after a violent row with the spouse, they call it the “make up sex” the type that makes you cry, scream, bite and scratch the man in pure ecstasy which can only be experienced after a woman has been beaten blue black by her spouse(still trying to understand it though).

How do you open your legs wide or even open them at all for a man who just gave you the beating of your life? And I wonder how a woman is able to enjoy "the do" with bruises on her body.

A particular woman once mentioned that a slap from her husband gives her an orgasm and then when he starts to apologise to her she has multiple orgasms, (madam orgasm, kontunue) hmm! Yaba left (psychiatric hospital) is calling you.  But if I slap such a woman to bring her back to her senses, she will defintely slap me back.

Some say that knowing that the man has such strength is a big turn on, strength to slap or punch a woman, for real? They will be surprised to see such a man shaking like a jelly fish when he encounters a fellow man.lol

Eva and Joel (not real names) had a very stormy relationship in the university. Everyone knew them, one minute they are fighting , throwing each other’s stuff off the balcony of the out of campus apartment that they shared and the next minute they will get into the dance of the spirits in an annoyingly loud manner.

To them there was nothing intimate or discreet about the "Eden pleasure", they kept everyone in their business so much that neighbours knew how long their good or bad sessions lasted; the crazy young lovers were not in the least bothered about what people thought about them.

The landlord got tired of giving them a quit notice and resorted to praying that they would both graduate and give up their accommodation.

Eva and Joel’s relationship did not end after school like most people envisaged, instead they were quick to solemnise their union yet the drama was continued. They fought like it was a doctor’s prescription to them for a healthy marriage.

Eva had a black eye more than she had none, her parents intervened and tried to put an end to the marriage but gave up when they realised that their daughter would rather stay with Joel.

Their marriage was so turbulent yet they expressed so much love for each other that it was difficult to doubt that they actually loved each other.

During one of their fights, Joel threw a punch at Eva who docked in reflex and gave way to the punch that landed on their young daughter’s face, the poor little girl had to have her face stitched which has left a permanent scar on her face till date.

After this incident, Eva’s parents took Eva and her daughter away forcefully; she was kept away from her husband for over eight months. But all of a sudden, Eva insisted on returning to her husband, unknown to her parents, he had been contacting her secretly.

Eva confided in her friend that those months without her husband were her worst months; she missed everything about Joel especially the fights.

She raised her voice on Joel the night she returned home knowing how much Joel had warned her against it, she admitted that that night was the best night of her life.

Eva has accepted that this is the only way she knows to live and enjoy her marriage. She is aware of the dangers and constantly prays that her situation never turns fatal.

Eva dear, we are also praying for and with you that you do not die in your own home.

Eva is one of the many women who love to be beaten “outta love”. While they roam the streets and grace our occasions and worship in our churches, we pray that they live to realise how silly (trying to be nice, I don’t want to use foolish) they have  been all their lives.