The
Balcony - a platform that projects from the wall of a building and is enclosed
by a parapet or railing;credit online dictionary.
After all
the grammar, a balcony means different things to a lot of people.
My very
good friend turned her balcony into a prayer room and tagged it her War Room
after the movie War Room. She prays there and a lot of solutions to problems
are found in that war room carved out from her balcony.
To Obi,
the balcony is his gossip mill; he lives on the fourth floor in a busy part of
Enugu. When he is at his balcony he sees in minutes everything happening in his
neighbourhood. He sees happy couples, young lovers stealing a kiss or two, teenagers trying their
first cigarette, street preachers who go into the nearest shops to rush a
chilled bottle of alcoholic content before they quickly return to duty.
He sees women who are really need to use the bathroom go behind a parked vehicle to empty their bladders. The women feel safe behind the stationary trucks but Obi sees it all and demonstrates in a funny way how the woman shake their bum up and down in a bid to shake off the extra urine.lol (Lack of good public toilet facility)
He sees women who are really need to use the bathroom go behind a parked vehicle to empty their bladders. The women feel safe behind the stationary trucks but Obi sees it all and demonstrates in a funny way how the woman shake their bum up and down in a bid to shake off the extra urine.lol (Lack of good public toilet facility)
To Pa Ade
and his wife, the balcony is where they sit and listen to the Voice of America on their radio and also take calls from their children. Speaking to their grandchildren last
thing in the night is usually a guarantee that the night will be good for these
Octogerians.
To Tony, the
Balcony has a totally different meaning. This is where he safely speaks to his
side chics, he has a very smart wife and he wouldn’t risk taking or making such
calls anywhere in the house lest he gets bugged by wifey. Hahaha!
To me,
the balcony is for checking the person at my gate and also why there is so much
noise on the street. It is also a place for the dumbbells and a sit-up gadget. More
recently it became my morning meditation spot.
The balcony - a good place to be at when you hear “holam
holam holam” (hold him hold him!) If your are on a higher floor” you get a bird’s eye
view on the suspect that is being chased and then you start to shout orders, “check over there!” "under the
bus" etc.
Of what use is your balcony? I am
telling you now that your balcony only gives back to you what you give it.
This is a campaign for the Balcony,
it is a vital part of most homes and must be respected; it could be a couples' love zone, prayer spot or point of settlement.
I missed two dates of blogging *no
thanks to technology. I am back now and my balcony remains was my sanity spot.
If the balcony could speak, I can
imagine that Tony’s (Tony in this article) wife fainted after she heard half of the conversation Tony had over the phone in the balcony.
Watching the day break is a truly
beautiful experience and I owe it all to my balcony for the opportunity to see
this!
Please note that the names used here are fictious but events are true
Haha haha. Achia m lol. Amaka u no go kill me o. Very well written. Kudos !!!
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ReplyDeleteLol.this take me back to the D good old days, the long balcony.
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ReplyDeleteHmmmm good write but what of houses without balcony? 😀
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