Poop feast 2



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Reports have it that a club recently opened in a posh area of Lagos where the shit business takes place. 

It's quite expensive and tedious to go in there which means it's exclusive. You get thoroughly searched and no gadgets such as phones and iPads are allowed. You practically go in empty handed. They do not want their shit business out there. 

If you see anyone walk into the DP (the initials of the club) in Lagos then the person is or a prospective poopist. If you see me there though please know that I'm on a mission,  investigative journalism calls my name. By the way the P in the initials is the name of a big animal.  

It's also reported that they have not graduated to the level of eating poop, the women only get smeared by the poop from their clients. 

It's strictly Coprophilia which according to an online dictionary is the condition of desire for sexual gratification and sexual arousal derived from the smell, taste, or sight of feces or from the act of defecation.    
Alu!!! Abomination!!!

The pooper poos on the girl and smudges it around her eyes and then put his iron rod in her mouth to simulate the bamboo, whatever the bamboo means.  Culled from the Dirty Panda. 
Gross! Gross! Gross! 

Why would one want to play with feaces? I wonder the kind of odour that will emanate from such play. Urgh. How do they even keep the rooms clean? The rooms must smell like public toilets - mixture of shit and disinfectants. Maybe  since its a play for the rich,  all sorts of oud fragrances may be used to douse the horrible smell of poop. 

Farting while jigging it sounds bad enough now they have to add shitting to it.

The owner of this club from hell in Lagos is quite good looking and looks all forms of decent.  I hear he's every woman's dream man so ladies be careful what you wish for except you don't mind eating shit for real. 

But why will such a man start such a business? In my opinion there must be something strange with this hot dude for him to have towed this line. 

This is why I know that the devil really roams around looking for whom to devour. 

If you eat or play with poop for sexual ecstasy you've already been devoured by Satan.  Desist please if not for the sake of God then for your health. 

A word is enough for the wise

14 Comments

  1. This pooh gist sounds rather incredible. How this makes money in the first place is beyond belief, on the other hand, how can one get any kind of sexual gratification in such messy and smelly space. If this whole story is true, it's another case of the unimaginable happening.

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  2. The thought of it is disgusting urgh!

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  3. Gross!! This is the kingdom of the devil on earth

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  4. Nne, na different different fever na him dey. Dis one na bad one. It's demonic and diabolical. God have mercy.

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  5. Terrible.. Has Lagos degenerated to this level. Heaven help us.

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  6. That's one hell of shitty club..

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  7. Does it mean that the Lagos government can't do anything to close down this Hell in Lagos town?

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  8. May God have Mercy!!Thank you so much for this piece.

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  9. Madness in a higher dimension

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  10. I had a Neighbour years back in Maiduguri, who was always craving fior pit toilet when she was pregnant and when I asked why? She said she needs to put her face down to perceive the smell from the pit toilet to feel good or else she will be uncomfortable and sick. She was always going to the villages around to look for one.Really wired

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  11. When u have too much time and money the devil will find work for you.

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