John

I'll try not to write about these robots again after this one. Lol! So it’s all out there, I have seen a million pictures of rave of the moment sex dolls, pregnant ones and the ones with different bra sizes.

These inventors are just something else, I got a “drops the mic” comment on my last post and I couldn’t stop laughing. In his exact words, this Lilea’s Blog reader wrote "lmao...adding to the list, some impatient men would love to do it while charging so we are expecting news like "Man gets electrocuted while having sex with Samantha" 😀😀😂. Very funny indeed.

Here’s the latest twist to it, the women are not left out, according to thesun.co.uk the makers of a male sex doll named John claim that he could be a perfect replacement for human men. (Men are also in trouble, hehehe!). It is reported that this doll comes with bionic genitals (whatever that means) and described as being ideal for women. John costs a whooping one thousand, three hundred pounds. 

The price is not the only reason why John will live and die a lonely robot, it only stands at 5ft 3 inches tall, mehn! that is short and most women I know would want to buy a tall man. If I am going to spend my money on something as stupid as this, I might as well buy my spec.

Thinking of John biting hard and refusing to let go of its owner's nipples right now sends the chills down my spine, nah this will never work and except there is a setting which makes it to stop pumping and grinding at a selected time the randy woman may just prepare to grind all the way to hell fire! 

John is Japanese and I also imagine all the moanings and groanings and sweet nothings in Japenese language or accent, there should also be a mute button to shut John up.lol

Compared to Samantha, John is way down there, as with everything, the women are always cheated, Samantha was made to fit any male but they had to give us a "smallie" like John, without prejudice to the not so tall men, if it is not the real deal then it should at least be of average height, I hear short guys are studs but I am not sure about short toys. Hian!

I don’t even want to delve into the different sizes of the work tools that a John can come in, so it is possible for two women to own the same but different Johns, same face, same physique but different willy jammas. Who says the world is not coming to an end soon? Better not be with your robot when the trumpet sounds.

By the way, I read that Samantha died, not sure which of the Samanthas but you may read it here.
Dr. Sergi Santos was left heartbroken when his special sex robot Samantha 'was groped to death' in a Barcelona car park. Hehehehe! I can't believe I can laugh over death.

So here is John.....what you think? lol

Photo source: thesun.uk