Samantha

That's Samantha. Photo credit: express.co.uk

It's making the rounds now so I'll have to share the gist with you my readers. At last something to finally replace the women with; the sex robot that provides everything and even more than the real woman. 

This particular one Samantha is a sex doll with artificial intelligence (AI) which allows it to respond to different scenarios. It was created by a Barcelona-based engineer Sergi Santos and I hear it  responds to basic conversations like "how are you?" and all. 

It gets more interesting, it's made in such a way that it has to be seduced before it gets in the mood for some showdown.

So basically the man feels like he's with a real woman because he has to do all the teasing and all.

Hahaha! Oh my Lawd,  I'm seriously shaking my head because all I can imagine is a robot who loses it in the middle of the jigsaw and goes haywire. Lol. 

I also imagine Samantha going down on the man and then loses it while at it,  there will just be blood everywhere and some dangling thing hanging loosely on a tiny piece of flesh and Samantha's mouth will be filled with blood. Lol

This whole robot thing reminds me of Chucky in Child's play.  

Even if the creators give their sex robots all the features of the prettiest women in the world and all that the men fancy in women; big boobies, full lips, big backyards, soft skin, (yes, I know what they like 😛) large "the other one" and tight "something", one thing is certain if it's not panadol it can never be like panadol, nothing can ever beat the real deal. By the way, please tell the makers of panadol to pay for this advert fast

I know this for sure, sex robots will never ever replace a real woman. Soon we will start to hear stories like,  "Man gets trapped inside Samantha - a Sex Robot" white magun. Lol.  "Man gets thrown out of the window by his Sex Robot, Uloego"  they will definitely make some for our Nigerian men. "Robot beats mother in law, sister in law and husband's entire family"

We, the real women will be here and we will be watching as everything unfolds. I trust African men though,  they do not only want it right in the bedroom but also in the kitchen.

If these mad creators ever get a Samantha that goes to the market,  buys food stuff, comes home to make a delicious pot of egusi soup and pounds yam as well the real women will be in real trouble and then I can shout "Mo gbe! "