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Dear Lilea's Blog 

I'm a silent reader of your blog and I enjoy every story, I commend you for the way you discuss most issues.

As much as I do not agree that a pastor or priest should interfere in a couple's sex life I still have some reservations about oral sex.

I have been married to my wife for close to fifteen years as well and we enjoy a healthy sex life without engaging in oral sex.

There are a million ways for a couple to please themselves in the bedroom without the rigours of oral sex.

When I met my wife she wouldn't even get started without cunninglingus but now she enjoys sex no less than she did back then.

I'm very meticulous and neat and sticking my face inbetween a woman's legs is not exactly a pleasure for me.

I tried it once and did not go far because I kept imagining her sitting on a toilet and having drops of water from the toilet splash on her vjayjay with every lump of dump. Yuck!

As a retaliation my wife would not go down on me too for a while which was fine with me. She does it now and I enjoy every bit of it. Please note that she started to do it on her own. She says it's more for her own pleasure than mine which is still fine with me. Lol!

The craziest part is that some men even get to the anus while doing the cunninglingus. And we wonder where all these diseases are coming from?

Oral sex is not for me, I don't like it but, if it makes one happy then why not. Anal sex is even worse. Its a no no! The anus is for one thing alone no licking no penetration.

As a Christian, my belief is that anything done within the confines of a matrimonial bedroom is just fine. My bible only condemns sodomy (anal sex) homosexuality, incest and bestiality. 

That's all I have to say. Thank you.

From an ardent Lilea's Blog reader

Me: Dear Lilea's Blog reader, you are spot on but a bit selfish with wifey I must say. Anal sex is condemnable, it's an abomination and all shades of wrong. For those who put their tongue there, a Nigerian proverb when translated says "no matter how much you wash the anus it will still smell of poop"

So while at it, be ready to eat the poop or gratefully breathe in the fart that may come from too much excitement. Urrgh.. Sorry if I grossed anyone out.