Sugar Daddy

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Our new way of life comes with its good and bad sides and many may wonder what the good sides are. It depends on where you are looking at it from but I know for a fact that many wives are very happy while some cannot wait for the whole thing to be over.

A school of thought believes that all the side chics are sad at this time but in reality a lot of them are happy because they are still being maintained by the their sugar daddies without much ado. A lot of these side chics are with their sugar daddies because of the benefits and not for love and a lot of the times, the ladies have able bodied men who satisfy their real needs.

Sometimes, one may find a side chic who is truly in love with the sugar daddy and in this case, she may truly miss him and the ungodly times they spent together. I address all of them sugar daddy because as long as you are married, it no longer matters how young you are or look, your marital state earns you that ‘sugar daddy’ status and you better believe that your side chic thinks the same about you. 

A lot of the younger sugar daddies like to think that they have got what it takes to be the main guy and that is just pathetic. Sometimes I wonder if these men think that these side chics really like them. Some do, but a majority of them are there for the money.

A lot of men who engage in extra marital affairs understand that the ladies are there for the money and so treat the ladies however they want to while in the act but one thing is clear, there is a lot of using going on by both parties. Some side chics are happy that they don’t have to deal with the big stomachs and the bad habits of these men who feel entitled because they hold the bait. A lady confided in me that she hates the habit of farting that her sugar daddy has; he usually falls asleep after the do and he farts just as much as he snores. Yuck! Yuck! Shame to the lack of scruples to endure poverty. The question is, can poverty be endured?

Some wives who have longed to spend more time with their husbands are having a swell time bonding with husbands who are repentant and want the bonding. Some unrepentant cheats are busy giving their wives hell at home and such wives pray every night for things to return to normal just so 'oga' can travel and they go back to spending time with girlfriends and generally have a nice time without the hubby interfering. 

It is definitely not just the presence of a side chic that makes some men nasty at home, some are plain wicked and hate to see a happy wife. I know a lot of such men, shame on them! Why will you as a man marry a woman that you hate to see happy? It is witchcraft or wizardcraft. 

Some men are passing through the most difficult times of their lives because their wives are living demons. They snap at the slightest irritation and they are ready to nag or keep malice for as long as possible. They are programmed to keep their husbands miserable.

The unfortunate thing is that such women usually trap good men who love and adore them; I bind such women in the lives of my sons! They will marry wives who are better than me in every good quality that I have. Amen!

Some men have discovered that the their wives cannot cook to save their lives and also cannot wash their own under wears.  Some nannies and cooks decided to stay with their loved ones for the lockdown leaving madam to her fate. On the other hand, a lot of women have discovered that their husbands are like two minutes noodles and all those excuses of, “I had a busy day at work”  and all that nonsense are exactly nonsense. They have lost their mojo or have become sick down there but refused to declare their ailments to the wives.

After this pandemic, a lot of marriages will come out of the lockdown either stronger or weaker for sure. A lot of men will definetly realise that they can actually cope with one punani while some will have to go through withdrawal symptoms dealing with just one delicacy. Those ones really do need to go to sex rehabilitation centres; there must be something like that right?

Some smart women have taken advantage of this rare opportunity to win their husbands back by staying fresh and appealing while some have driven their husbands away by some lockdown habits. This applies to the husbands as well. Some people will go a whole day with their smelly breath and armpits. Some go around with sagging boobs (I am guilty) all day long and think it is okay for hubby to behold such unpalatable sight. 

Some men wear boxers all day and look very unappealing especially the ones who are a few months pregnant and there is nothing as annoying as being tried to lure into sex by an unappealing partner. Some wear torn clothes and under wears at this time and think it is okay, well it is not; and for those women who cannot wash their panties, just throw them away instead of piling them up and bringing mosquitoes and unnecessary odour in the bathroom.

There could also be a lot of conflicts regarding the ways the children are raised or treated, one spouse may think that the other spouse is either too lenient or strict and so everyone should mellow down and find a balance. For lack of new adventures some randy husbands may start to notice that ‘Ekaete’ has a nice figure however nobody has the monopoly of cheating and so some wives may find ‘Ekene’ has muscles when he washes the car shirtless.

This lockdown may afford families the chance to pray and study the bible together thereby growing more, spiritually. Some spouses may at this time discover that there is really no gain in waywardness and re-dedicate their lives to Christ. A lot of secrets will be exposed and those who have some offshoots may be discovered. 

Wives may either accept their step children or develop high blood pressure. Some men may also discover that their children have strange behaviours or look more like their neighbours, hmmm…..above all, I pray that we all make it out of the lockdown, alive and sane.